Australia, Where Kangaroos are actually 15ft tall, Will flip your car and kill your entire family.
Yes, this is common.
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I asked my mirror if there is someone better looking than me. So far he's quoting all 7 billion people in the world..
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When I graduate, I will sneak into all my teachers’ bedrooms and do this:
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PHANTOM OF THE OPRAH!
AND YOU GET A CHANDELIER
AND YOU GET A CHANDELIER
EVERYONE IN THE AUDIENCE GETS A CHANDELIER.
Pros and cons of masturbating
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Pros:
- It feels like ur having sex
- u r having sex with urself so u already know what to do
- It’s good to build muscular strength
- if u eat ur cum u have an extended life span
Cons:
- jesus judges u
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Australian weather.
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- Morning: HOLY SHIT its freezing.
- Afternoon: Who the fuck set the earth on fire.
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Trying to get the high note in a song
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via sodamnrelatable
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